Why does a ‘bisexual confession song’ have to be full of tortured confusion or loss of self? Katy Perry isn’t losing herself in her song ‘I Kissed a Girl’, and most of the critical reviews that I’ve read seem to think that she should be, that it should be identity-throwing for her to have liked kissing a girl. Why can’t it just be fun? Why can’t someone just kiss a girl and discover they like it? There’s no need to be emo about it. I kissed a girl, and liked it. It didn’t make me lose my sense of self, I just liked it. Are we really so stuck in the prejudicial past that our own self-conceptions have to be so solid that a single, almost meaningless act has to overthrow them?
And, if Katy Perry did write the song ‘I Kissed a Girl’ as an attention-grabber, that doesn’t mean that the song itself is worthless or politically uncorrect. It is not her intent behind the song that gives it its meaning; it is my, and your, and everybody else’s interpretation that gives it its meaning. By reading such heterosexism or misogynism into, those reviewers are giving it that meaning, for themselves and for others, instead of just accepting it as a girl singing about kissing a girl, something she’d never thought of before–due to the prejudices of the society she was raised in–but has found that she really likes.
Did Katy Perry really spend an hour on every word, on every turn of phrase, trying to think of all the possible meanings, like these reviewers did, coming up with every single meaning possible to support their arguments?
Songs, like poetry, are far too subconscious an art to be left entirely to the intent of the composer or poet. Most of the time, the artist isn’t even aware of the unconscious connotations that they are invoking when they write their words. They’re just using whatever it is that feels right. We can’t lay the blame for any different meanings that other people pick up on at their feet. That blame belongs to the utter inadequacy of human language. Does this mean that because the pretence behind Katy Perry’s song is suspect I can’t enjoy this celebration of my own experiences?
One of the other criticisms is that there’s no emotion in it. The emotion is enjoyment, but, apparently, this isn’t as valid as the emotion in Jill Sobule’s song ‘I Kissed a Girl’. As far as I can tell, the emotion is the same, just one is almost in the folk-song lesbian genre, and the other is club-based. Neither song is going to appeal to the whole group of people who’ve had that experience, but together, they reach more than they do apart. And, in the end of Jill Sobule’s song, the two girls go back home to their men. I’m not sure what that’s supposed to mean.
They really aren’t so different. One speaks of cherry chapstick, the other of pearls. One’s about a sudden attraction on the dancefloor, the other about the feelings between two friends. Jill Sobule sounds happier, I think, because this is a story about discovering love between two people who’ve already known each other for a while. Katy Perry’s song, on the other hand, is about the excitement of surprise. Which is much more amenable to a club atmosphere than a 1950’s household scene.
The main difference that I see is one that is so often ignored it makes me angrier than most anything can.
Katy Perry says, ‘I hope my boyfriend don’t mind.’ Jill Sobule’s characters say, ‘He’s such a hairy behemoth,’ ‘dumb as a box of hammers.’ Now, which one of those is more socially acceptable? Hoping that the person you love isn’t hurt (even if they probably will be), or calling the person you’re supposed to love a ‘hairy behemoth’ an ‘dumb as a box of hammers’? Men really need to start standing up for themselves. My boyfriend was telling me a quote from Seinfeld this morning. Elaine says, ‘Women are a work of art. Men are utilitarian.’ Okay, really. David? Akhilleus? Edward Pattinson? Stop being such submissive pieces of rock, men, and start claiming your bodies. Don’t let these stupid women call you ugly and blocks of rock. And even if you are, if she loves you, there’s no way in hell that she’s gonna be calling you things like that. She’s going to think you’re beautiful. And if she doesn’t, DTMFA.
Some people are saying that her songs ‘Ur So Gay’ and ‘I Kissed a Girl’ are ‘a classic example of the “Guys kissing is gross, girls kissing is hot” line of thought’, but the way I’ve interpreted ‘Ur So Gay’ is that she’s in love with a guy who isn’t the type of person she wants to be with. So why do we get to judge her for saying, you’re not the type of man I want to be with in one song–ie, she’s not allowed to have a ‘type’–when we’re criticising her for figuring out that maybe her ‘type’ might include girls in another? Why does her disappointment in the guy she likes have to have anything to do with derogatory gayness? She’s saying, you’re very similar to a gay man, and that’s not what I want in a boyfriend, and I can’t escape blaming myself for not liking you the way you are because you’re not actually gay. There’s no reason for me to be upset, you like girls. But you’re style doesn’t match what I need in my life. We don’t suit each other. So, she wants him to change, and is upset that he won’t, and, unless she wants to go into how he’s a fob and flops his hands around and wears nicer clothes than she does with such-and-such a cut, she’s going to use the descriptor ‘gay’. It works. Trying to stop people from using it for that purpose only invokes our attention, which can only strengthen the awareness of difference that leads to prejudice.
How many words have different meanings? Why can’t gay be one of those?
Some reviewers have said that if the song was called ‘I Kissed a Black Guy’, and if her song ‘Ur So Gay’ was called ‘Ur So Korean’, they would have been banned or something. Well, obviously. But let’s look at this for a second. Girl – noun. Black Guy – adjective plus noun. Gay – adjective. Korean – noun. If we’re going to do comparisons, let’s at least keep them in the same realm. Called someone gay isn’t saying they are gay. Calling someone Korean is saying that they’re Korean. You can act gay. Can you really act Korean? It’s a culture, not a stereotype. And, ‘I Kissed a Black Guy’ changes two parameters. It changes the gender, and the absent predicate. Katy Perry kissed a girl, any girl. Gender is the only otherness that is constant across all the other spectrums of otherness. There are male lesbians. You can change gender, but it’s not really possible to change race or ethnicity. Hormones control gender; there is no such control for race. Race goes back millions of years, gender goes back to you had two parents of opposite sexes, and you had to end up one of them (this discussion is not going to include any intersexed theory). You can be half-white and half-Korean, but if you’re half-male and half-female, it’s not a half-and-half thing. It’s a little of this, a little of the other. It’s an amalgamation, not a combination.
Sexuality is fluid. Ethnicity and race are not. Gender isn’t either. It has to be changed by external interference. A straight girl can decide to be lesbian for a night. A gay guy can realise that he’s actually bi (no matter how rare this is).
And while we’re critiquing the bisexual confession songs, where are the male confession songs? Oh, there aren’t really any? Is that because women tend to have more trouble with it? Oh, it is? So, doesn’t that mean there must be many different ways that women go through the process, if they don’t recognise it when they begin it? Yes? It does, because if there was only one process, they’d know what it was? That’s what I thought. Let’s stop trying to fit sexual realisation into one little track.
Sexuality is an observer-based identification. It requires another to act. Ethnicity is there regardless of whether or not there’s someone there to notice it. Unless, of course, we’re talking about asexuality, but that’s something else that is outside the scope of this discussion.
And while our society is so freakin’ obsessed with accepting everything and everyone, why are we rejecting the things we don’t like, that we find intolerant? We can’t be tolerant if we don’t listen to the intolerant. We can’t decide what’s right and what’s wrong and claim to be accepting of everything. If we deny one thing because we think it sounds one way at first listen, then how many more things, just as legitimate if not more so, are we likewise rejecting?
An intolerant democracy may be the best way for us to rid our society of prejudices and hatred (intolerant democracies remove anything prejudicial and biased what their children are exposed to), but we really need to do better at figuring out what tolerance actually is before people start trying to close parts of society off.
And, really, how many people hadn’t even thought of any negative connotations in the songs before the reviewers started bringing up heterosexism and misogynism?
Lyrics to ‘Ur So Gay’ (refer back to paragraph 9):
I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head.
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead.
I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than….
I wish you would just be real with me.